{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}
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{"fact":"Cats can jump up to 7 times their tail length.","length":46}
{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
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